you ask i delivered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSypz5jqjA

enjoy.

Welcome son.

"Welcome to the real world" this is what dad said as we were sitting in our wog mobile after i failed my driving test. I drove quite well but apparently my test givers husband had not munched on his balls correctly a night before and he took his mood out on me. Well mr test giver. EAT MAH POOP. EAT MAH POOP OUT THIS HERE BOWL. *places plate* im out of bowls :(. Dad insists it was the way i was dressed which made the test giver who we shall a name "Cock" hate me. well i must say my huge pulsating member which we shall name "My huge pulsating member" Was poking through my pants and im sure this would put any tiny dicked man quite a bad impression. Im sorry "cock" that "My huge pulsating member" Made you jealous but we cant all have "my huge pulsating member" now can we "Cock" ? it seems judging by appearance is the normal today and i must admit i do it quite often to. "THAT MAN IS WEARING SHORT SHORTS. WHAT A HUGE DICK SCOFFER" but you see. my judgement is usually correct. More than once i myself have been called out in public on my looks. Most of these times i am usually with a good friend of mine though. I shall name him "Curly haired fuck" "curly haired fuck" and i usually walk around with obscure clothing. LIKE TINSEL or santa hats. just to laugh at the obscure looks we get from faggots. and fat people. and fat homosexuals. appearance comes down to stereotypes now days. Lip piercings? emo. Tight shirt? Faggot. Makeup? cake face slut. Middle eastern? Terrorist. Black? Thief. LOL me and my jokes. black people ARE theives. not a stereotype.

What is the point im making about all this?
Nothing.
So fuck off off the internet you fat pimply fuck.
BAM!

WITH MY STRAW?

OH FUCK. i said as i saw the iced coffee with 25% increase in volume! I SHALL BUY THIS AND ENJOY IT IMMENSELY. i handed that bitch my money. claimed my flavoured milk. RAISED IT TO THE SKY. The sun shone on it giving it a heavenly glow. i clasped my straw in my spare hand. i flung my straw into the hole that is created for such a straw. BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING HOLE. I cried in outrage. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. i paid 3 dollars and was not delivered a hole for my strawing! As i cried outloud my curry munching friend could not walk as he was laughing so hard at my misfortune. FUCK YOU. i yelled. I SHALL TAKE THIS BACK. HOW CAN I DRINK THIS FLAVOURED MILK WITHOUT A STRAW. the straw. the plastic god like structure which is the straw. fuck the fuckers that made the cardboard container to hold my fucking milk. i swear when i find the person who forgot to put a fucking straw hole ill cut a hole in his leg stick a straw in the wound then fuck it raw. what a stupid fucker. "i know. i shall increase the volume of milk BUT LEAVE NO STRAW HOLE TO DRINK FROM MWHAAHHA" he most likely said this as his husband rammed him in the ass. with a planet. "Why didnt you just open it normally then put the straw in that. or better yet just drink it without the straw" you are most likely saying with that fucking stupid hole you use to suck your mums filthy cock. Why dont i just cut my dick off while im at it. im not goign to lean my head back every time im thirsty. i will not damage my neck muscles for the system! so i chose to look like a dickhead and put my straw in this big fuck off hole. I WAS NOT IMPRESSED. i swear tomorrow if there is no straw hole. BLood will fall from the sky. Lightning will strike the ground. And straws will come out my ass.




P.S working on the video blog. waiting for my photoshop. If you sook to me about the wait. ill find you. ill kill you. and ill sell your body to africans. They are really THAT hungry

I wished i was older. now i hate it.

yeeeee i like being in my late teens. all the freedom i get and the choices i get to make. BRB STICKING SCREW DRIVER IN MY URETHA. i fucking hate being older. its so bull shit. the responsibilities you have on your life and the others around you is about as compelling as sticking your balls into a meat shredder whilst you suck off an unwashed camel cock. knowing htat i will be starting full time work very soon kinda makes me want to thrust into a spike pit. I miss the days where my biggest choice was if i wanted to watch toystory or rugrats. I miss when i could shit my pants and have some other faggot clean it up. I miss being able to sit infront of the tv and mellow in my juices without getting weird looks. But i. like a few people. May be larger in structure. I have not matured mentally. I still laugh at dick jokes and have the maturity of a 5 year old that just walked out of dickhead academy. Fuck the authority i say. Im gonna watch toystory THEN im gonna fucking watch rugrats. And if you try stop me im now big enough to colour the walls with your anus blood after i fucking rape you. You want maturity? Find it some place else cos im not fucking contributing to that shit. You want someone that aint lazy? Well stop fucking sooking about me and find some other cunt cos all ur doing is being lazy your self. You want me to try in school or at work? How do i put this without swearing.... Fuck yourself. How about that. Go fucking fuck yourself. and after youve done that. Get naked. And grind your taint on a fucking hedgehog. You Fucking fuck.


P.S. Ive been told i should convert these to video blogs with animations and a hilarious voice. If you have my msn tell me if i should. If you dont have it. Bad fucking luck suck a dick

Technology makes life easier

Ahhhh i dont know how i would live my life without having my highly reliable PC to help me with all my troubles. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ITS THE BIGGEST PEICE OF COCK SUCKING JEW FUCK ASS BITCH WANK FUCK THAT CRAWLED FROM SATINS DICK. FUUUUUUUCK. one night you turn off your pc after heavy masturbation , doritos and WoW you sleep dream of fairies that have dicks, wake up turn on your PC and BAM. MOTHER FUCKING BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH. then you get that for about 3 months with countless other problems like constant corrupt files and programs not installing when you bite the bullet and say "fine ill fucking fix you mother fucker" You get your windows CD you load up the repair you jizz in excitement as it hits "completing installation" then it freezes. and continoeus to freeze every time you reboot it. AND YOU CANT GET TO YOUR DESKTOP BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO REPAIR. THEN YOU SPEND FIVE HORUS TRYING TO SKIP THE BOOTUP. THEN YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY RESTORE YOU PC BY TYPING IN LONG ASS NIGGERING CODES AND THEN AFTER ALL THAT. YOUR BACK TO FUCKING STEP MOTHER FUCKING CUNTING OOOOOOOOOOONE. now i have to reformat tomorrow. a full reformat. and i dont know where my driver discs are. soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit. thats enough about PCs because ill have a stroke. XBox. Dosent make your life easier but it gives you entertainment. for about ya know a week before it dies on you. why? BECAUSE MICROSOFT IS SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. nothing technological works. ever. i think we should go back to the stone age. and write drawings on walls. Me hunt pig Me eat pig Pig good. But then again. We are partially in the stone age arent we? how? Well football players are still fucking cavemen. Dumb cunts.

Im not bored im just enjoying sitting here.

OHHHHH SCHOOL HOLIDAYS you ravenous lump of skunk cunt. Why do we beg for you to come when school is on but then shred our dick wanking off with a cheese grater when your finally here. YOUR SO FUCKING BORING. 14 days 24 hours a day of whatever the fuck we want. AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO. FUUUUUUUUUCK. WoW check. Killing floor check. Wanking till my dick turns blue check. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FUCKING DO. "do your homework" says one. i reply. fuck you kill yourself. IF you refer to one of my other blog posts which is about wanting something till you have it. thats holidays. WE moan we bitch we eat our own feices until the holidays come. then when they do "fuck id rather be at school". Its like a lose lose situation. Sit there and learn and hate it. OR sit here and be bored and hate it. Hmmm the temptation to put a bullet in my head quite high. The worst bit about holidays? people. PEOPLE FUCKING EVERYWHERE. you finally manage an effort to get off your cunting ass to go into the city. you get on the train. you fight for the last seat sit down. and an old couple walk through the door. FUUUUUUUCK you yell. then the next 40 minutes is spent in some guy named Guido`s armpit. EVERY WHERE IS FUCKING PACKED. no parking. no transport. and bl if you want to go to movies because youd have better chance jumping to the moon and mating with queen ashibakala of the moon tribe. But for store owners it would be ok i guess. although one time when i was young i remember a store owner saying "fuck is it holidays i hate kids" This man owned a deli. that sold lollies. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. in short. holidays suck my balls your boring and i hope your parents die.

Deceipt of a Liar.

You there. Giant wang oozing jizz on your shirt as you eat your toast. Put that fucking toast down fatty and read this shit. Liars. The best kind of iar. You know them. You hate them. But we always seem to give them a chance to lie again."But Late night ranter. What do you mean?" First off. Put the fucking toast down. Im sure you know someone that you know is a liar but you continoue to be social towards them. Have you ever sat and wondered why. I know i havent. I regret it though. This very night someone threw a giant dick shaped dick that was full of dicks and those dicks had lazers on them that shot dicks at my face. It hurt. And lets just say. I was fairly dicked. Dicked for weeks. I saw it coming but i did not dodge the dick shaped dick and it eventually landed directly between my eyes. Who threw the dick you ask? No one did. That person is no one anymore. Not to me and many more. No one likes a liar. White lies? sure. Lying at school? sure. Lying to a friend. GTFO. Some people are compulsive liars. I like to call these people. Cock Sniffers. They are created in a huge lab. By many scientists wearing fancy lab coats that say there positions like "Dick jizz" or "Cock mongling ass licker" These men and women with dicks slave for hours over a giant stove stirring a pot until mini people jump out. Then quickly they shove the mini people into a giant glass box that has a pulsating meat wand in it. After the sudden smell of the meatwand these mini people are forever turned into cock sniffers. Bastards.

Girls are smart. LOL.

Let me start off by saying. Im going to rush this because i need to shit. Yum. Have you noticed my jewish readers, that girls have the habit of hating you because there friends do? I have. and let me just say girls are quite fucking stupid. ALL OF THEM. sure they may have a high IQ and do well in school. but where is the common sense? Lurking around the bottom of a hole. a hole with bleeding mexicans. mexicans that have a chronic masturbation problem and have aids. and that pit is on FIRE. Girls no offence. But your all fucking retarded. 90% of the girls at my school hate 10% of the guys. 100% of the guys hate 90% of the girls. Now if you do the math you will get an answer that is probarbly a number. But it will be completely irrelevant to this blog. You stupid fuck leave now. To impress girls you have to jump through hoops backwards, naked and singing a yodel with your mouth closed. For them to impress a man? "PHWOAR NICE TITS MATE" or kindly explained by sideshow bob. "Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers!" Girls alkso have mood swings like its nobodys business. One minute shes greeting you with kisses next SECOND shes cutting your dick off with a rusted scalpel dating from 1943.Girls please do us guys a favour. Use that high IQ to develop a organism that works as a vagina and womb but requires no body. Then use your common sense to jump off a cliff.

time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bannana

Have you noticed that the factor of time, Is very dependent on what your doing? It will go slow as a hooker on 50 dollar wednesday if your waiting for something EG a party. But it will go as fast as a nigger in a red car chasing a bucket of kfc and running from the police if your doing something with a fucking enjoyment factor. BAM RACIAL STEREOTYPE. This morning i was like. Okay im gonna shower. I lathered up my tiny genetalia with some soap and sung "Girls just wanna be famous" i got out after what seemed to be 5 mintues and it had been 20. So i then had 4 seconds to get dressed and i accidently shoved my fist up my ass trying to put my shorts on i nthe speed of light. WHY CANT TIME SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN. whats it trying to prove? Honestly. Im gonna find the little jew controlling time and stick my dick in his eye sockets the little fucker is ruining MA LIFE. Last 3 hours has been slow as shit. WHen i find something to do it will suddenly be next week. FUCK YOU BUDDY. obviously hes a faggot. Little fucker needs to stop being a jew with the time. Bet he slows it down when hes fucking. Has to last long. Dosent wanna dissapoint his mother.

Being bad is good.

SPERM GUZZLING BITCH TITS.angry. I was playing Cod6. Yes i am that gay. When suddenly A autistic jew ran around the corner wanking off his gun and shouting "SALAMI MEAT MARKET" and killed me by using his spastic head to move the mouse. Why in this world does it seem the stupids get off better than anyone else? Have you noticed the downsyndrome metro faggots at schools get fairly decent jobs? I have. And to which i say. Your wife has been done 50 times so badluck there. It seems the education system is so flawed you can get into university even if you use your own fieces as ink and do your assignments by taping up your paper to a wall and flinging your still warm shit at it. Im sorry but. Fuck off. Im not gonna do work if i can sit at my table and wank off onto my own face and get to the exact place i want to be when im older. I always get the lecture "You wont even see your so called friends once youve left school why try to act cool for them" Im not acting cool. Im merely not doing my work because my current state of "id rather eat my balls" will not allow me to work. Mind you, where are all these people going? Are they going to go on a trip to atlantis in which case i will never see them? Are they going to go to the moon to fuck aliens? Maybe they are going to become birds and fly to neverland where they will have blood orgys with peterpan and his inbred children friends. In any case. Like fuck im not gonna see my friends. Im fucking going with them.

Stereotype ahoy.

Oh jesus fucking nugget hole bitch cock. Why does every girl have the vocabulary of a retarded jewish jew. "Like i was like my like for the like i eat like flamingo dick like like" WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Stop saying like before i choke myself on my own dick. Stop filling the stereotype of stupid as shit teenage girl. PLEASE FUUUUUCK. And you metro footballers. I swear if you got any gayer id be forced to give myself a vasectomy with a rusted spork. People say no dont stereotype. But im sorry. fuck you. Countless times at my school i have seen asians croweded around a table eating noodles and doing maths homework. Im not fucking kidding. They are the funniest guys out but my god i cant help but give them shit. Faggots playing football. Ethnics playing soccer. Girls sitting in a circle most likely giggling about makeup and shlongs. Even i fit a stereotype. Im middleeastern. Middle easteners are angry dickwads. I as you may have gussed reader. Am an angry dickwad. School is the funniest place. I walk around and its like im in a movie. Nerds there. Jocks there. "tough" kids there. bahahahahaha i laugh to myself. your all gay. ALLLLL GAYYYYY. Fuck all you guys trying to fit into the social uniform which is the stereotypes! LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. Then i go and sit with osama and make a bomb.

World rape. Tasty.

Suck my cock society. mm deeper. no dont finger my butt nooooo. yet again the world is trying to stick shit in my ass. stop it i say. stop it. Im sure you all notice that you are having a great day when the world is suddently like. "Hang on a sec. This guy is having a good day. Im gonna take a shit in his mouth." Then suddenly the overcoming taste sensation of shit enters your mouth and proceeds through your digestive system. 2 weeks ive been running Halls of reflection in WoW. 2 weeks ive been waiting for the shrivelled heart. When finally. Like a big breasted unicorn my life got fucking weird. It drops. "HUZZAH!" i yell. i fist my dick. i stick a battery in my ass. I CLICK THE NEED BUTTON. and a priest that outgears jesus himself steals my heart then runs off. presumebly to suck his mothers dick. I sat there in amazment. i removed my fist from my dick and closed wow. I did not play that game for a whole 5 minutes. Which in my case. Is a very long time indeed. Also real life shit does leave a distinct taste in my mouth and gives me a sore ring hole. Relationships, Friends , Randoms and losing your favriote tasting underwear all have a huge impact on your emotional state. I guess for these days god just wants to test how tight your ass is. My best advice? Bite your arm. Cos that mother fucker goes in dry.

Games dont kill people. Gamers do.

AH the old nutshell. GAMES MAKE OUR KIDS VIOLENT. all us gamers shout "NO THEY DONT. FUCK OFF ILL KILL YOU CUNT STOP CENSOURING MY FUCKING GAMES WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE" While that sentence makes our argument invalid it does raise questions. Take my story for instance. Me and my friend since i was still shitting my bed rarely argue. We started playing wow together in a group. EVERY NIGHT. arguments about pointless shit like you cast frostbolt instead of fire. We even had a 6 hour argument in ungoro crater after one of us aggroed a dinosaur. (It was him). Seems those old cunts have a point. Games are frustrating and make me want to put batteries in my dick. But will censouring the games fix it? Yeah nah. Oh shooting these people they have no blood and dissapear. Brb murdering thousands of people expecting them to dissapear making my crimes unnoticed. Can confirm censouring is doing nothing but making piracy and hatred towards old men with shrivelled dicks and wifes that fuck them in the ass with dildos as they are tied to a bed and a bear takes a shit on there chest even more. Fuck those guys. I honestly ripped my pubes out when Left 4 dead 2 was censoured in Australia. Why? Because the zombies were to much like humans. This made the censours remove blood. Corpses In the enviroment. made bodies dissapear. And fuck knows what else. Excuse me australia. If someone without an arm with blood and flesh in there teeth runs at you. YOU SHOULD PROBARLY FUCKING SHOOT THEM. Plus. nevermind the fact that its a FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. least be fucking consistent in your bans fuck heads. Shooting nazi heads off? thats fine they bad. Shooting elderly in gta for the lone purpose of taking there money? thats fine they bad. Shooting flesh eating zombies? WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING ANIMALS ZOMBIES HAVE RIGHTS. How about you suck my dick Australia. Make sure you blur it out though cunts.

Yum. Fat people in high def.

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My dedication is my addiction

Well touch my prostate and call me rainbowtits i am addicted again.I can hear your cries. TO WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO MR RANTER. well my cock sucking friend, i am addicted to WoW. WoW? but that game is so gay. surely you are not gay mr ranter. well you cock sucker. i am that gay. i am so gay i sit on my chair 6 hours slapping my balls until wow comes back up after tuesday maintenance.i have an exam tommorow and im sitting here in orgrimmar. jerking off to blood elves dancing. why the fuck would i need to study human bio when wow teaches me the exact same thing? i already know people have heads. bandits drop them and i can turn them in for 50 silver. cant do that at school CAN YA. School oh dear school. the biggest consequence of my addiction to gaming. i havent done homework since i was picking books out to read to my mother. What is so appealing to us that we throw out our future for that sweet releif of our hands on our keyboards and some guy yelling "FUCK YOU NOOB I OWN U IRL" as we beat his head in mercilessly with an axe. im sure im not the only one that has failed school due to gaming. Hmm addiction to anything is bad sure games are fine but when you play them as much as me you realise what they are doing. am i going to stop? AHAHAHAHAH Fuck off im not stopping. ive gotta top up on my 100 days of wow and my 820 hours of CSS. ill put that on my fucking resume. team player. dedication. and able to sit down for long periods without pissing. fuck. sounds like my teachers.

Dickhead syndrome

Welcome to the plague of the 21st century. The dickhead syndrome. Symptoms? the ability to look like a fuckwit, usually by wearing a hat backwards or with there pants around there ankles. Also the ability to speak like a neanderthal. Ah yes. The dickhead syndrome. Only just today i was approached by a infected citizen. He was standing there wearing his gangster shit presumebly a dildo 4 inches up his ass smoking with his fat ass girlfriend. "oh no" i thought. "this man will want to suck my penis for he looks extremely gay" i slowed my steps and took a good look at his girlfriend who could only be described as. "LLOLOOLOLLO ZOO ANIMAL" she was damn fucking ugly. she was so ugly my dick shrivelled into a prune then ate itself. this big tough man presumebly 25-30 made his sickness apparent when he said the intelligent yet threatening comment of "keep walking faggot" obviously saying this to someone wearing skinnyleg jeans and a band shirt when hes already walked passed is the key way to get that fat whore to sit on his dick and probarbly break it. well excuse me mr man. your 25 wearing clothes made for african americans and your girlfriend is ugly. bad luck to you sir. bad luck. In this world there are many fuckwits. Us australians call them bogans. They wear backwards hats colorued glasses and say oi mate fuck off alot. wanna be one? drag your knuckles on the ground and prepare to club a lady over the head and drag her to your cave. that or beat your head into a wall for 4 years. or have a drug abused mother that refuses to give birth out of her vagina and would rather force you out with a egg beater and alot of butter. Excuse me bogans. You are not tough. This has been made apparent. oh look at you sir. yes abuse the 16 year old. yes kiss that fat girlfriend of yours. oh you lucky man. i wouldnt mind tappin dat. like the 50 before you. be careful mr bogan. she might have blue waffle. and judging by your lack of intelligence, youd probarly find it fucking difficult to take her to the doctor. you fuckhead.

My game life is better than my real life

mother fucker fix that tv. make yourself a sandwhich. dance to that fucking beat. all these commands i will shit to my sims character all the while pleasuring myself with a fork. Why would i rather play the sims and forget that these things need to be done in real life? i can sit for hours playing the sims cleaning up shit sleeping in my own piss and forgetting to pay my bills and cry when my couch is removed. but in real life. HA. i aint cleaning my room. what the fuck do i look like? a women? i do? well shit. then again i play sims so long people DO come in and take my couch for not paying my bills.miss that couch. another example of this faggotry is World of warcraft. i play this game 6 hours. running around my room naked beating off onto the walls when i level only to return to my seat and do the whole thing again. slowly plates will stack up on my desk and my toes turn green and drop off then my cat runs off with them. whilst this happens im doing a quest "clean the fucking dishes for the king" or some shit like that. who reads the quests anyway i sure as fuck dont. maybe if real life was a game. employers should be forced to wear yellow exlamation marks above there heads. "YOU THERE. WARRIOR. I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS LETTER TO THE PAY BOX YOUR REWARD WILL BE 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR" least then we`d have the chance to click decline then /fuckoff to our employer. ye you heard me dr fuckwank of the retardation clinic. fuck off.

my newest.

the internet. a big room full of pedos and fat men from russia. probarbly the same thing. this is what ive come to love and enjoy every day since year 6. but what is the internet ? what has it become? its become shit thats what its become. the internet is the shit under my shoe. the shit in my breakfast. the shit in my ass. pure brown nutty shit. every tom dick and fuckwank is on the internet. all beating off to how cool they are on omegle or how they have found bluewaffle. FUCK UP. WE DONT CARE. these things are as old as the shit particles on my ass. i was on omegle before you know what youtube was. 'LOL I R TROLL" fuck up. fuck wit. these people are ruining the internet. "nerds" are ridiculed for being on the internet but now the jocks are on it. where will the nerds turn to? there rape and hentai fetishes must now be pleased in real life. now you`ll be walking down the street and some fat pasty pimple riddled kid wearing a star trek suit will be wanking off to some dragon ball Z on your front lawn no less. HEY GET OFF MY FRONT LAWN you will yell. you will kick and scream you will throw rocks at him. but your attemtps will be useless. he will use your screams for motivation. your kicks for pleasure. and the rocks will be used for prostate stimulation. this is your fault earth. you have made the nerd wank on your lawn. YOUR FAULT. think about what youve done. then clean that cum off the lawn.

another old rant.

Recently at school we have been doing EXAM REVISIONS. yes its that time of the year where you slap your dick and call yourself henry and practise for your exams. Majority of my teachers think the class is retarded. which may be so. i have been told very good tips by my teachers like " THERES GONNA BE FUCKING QUESTIONS" they usually yell this whilst ripping out there pubic hairs with a fork. i really cbf with exams. like. REALLY CBF. i would rather sit on a hobos meat wand than do these exams. 3 hours to write 2 essays? brb making a dick sandwhich out of bricks and crushing movement. another thing that has been riding my ass like tiger woods is bible class. yes thats right at my school we have bible class. unfourtanetly there is no big black choir wearing orange dressing gowns. instead we have an old lonely man praising jesus whilst saying halleluah. i hate school. why the shit did i go back. i feel like a downsyndrome that wears no pants and scrapes his ass on the carpet. the feeling is good but the mess afterwards is bad. ONE THING ABOUT SCHOOL IS GOOD and she knows who she is ;) other than that its a massive shit stain on my perfect carpet. also my suburb is cock and balls. we have an IGA and a chooks. theres also some shack on the road opposite me but i think the infamous pedohile richard licker lives there. he has scary eyes. i think hes a vampire. but not one that twinkles and licks gooch. one of those bad ones. like edward cullen. oh shi-

Because i can

oh lordy its 1:23 am and ive started to play wow again. i can feel its cold embrace slowly going up my anal cavities. inevitably exiting my mouth then finger fucking my eye sockets. how is it they we has humans get so addicted so easily. whetheir its a game or your favrioute type of cheese. once we lose these items we smack our heads into the wall and scream SUKAGUCHIIIIII and shake our fists at the heavens. every tuesday WoW goes down for a few hours. every tuesday is normal UNTIL you play wow. once you get that pop up saying get the fuck off you fat pasty nerd we are closing down the game, you basically get up and take a shit on your keyboard. but the week before tuesdays didnt bother you. people just dislike losing things. even if you dont use it. go into your parents room and steal a pencil. they dont need the pencil. but if they see you take it. they will remove your pants and spank your ass red. we are all jews in our own way. expecially the real jews. they have beards and bomb buildings. god damn jews. actually thats probarley the muslims. but i blame the jews because they are such an easy target. that and i hate them. my elbow itched. its gone now. ive been waiting for my new internet for about 2 months now. every time dads bout to buy it a giant dick knocks on our door and gives us a huge bill then spits its juice on our faces then runs off into the night. this is at 9am. he is such a dick he makes it night again. its really annoying because i cant be a nerd with an internet that was designed for a retard sitting outside mac donalds with his MAC and cordiol spilt all over the screen. how am i meant to watch quality streams like "busty asian beautys" or "white chick gets pulverised by big black cock" these things are needed in my life. my internet is beating its head with a stick and all im doing is a myspace bulletin. FUCK YOU INTERNET. FUCK YOU IN UR ASS. oh lord he removed his pants. im kidding. internet dosent have pants. but they do have cheese and crackers!