My dedication is my addiction

Well touch my prostate and call me rainbowtits i am addicted again.I can hear your cries. TO WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO MR RANTER. well my cock sucking friend, i am addicted to WoW. WoW? but that game is so gay. surely you are not gay mr ranter. well you cock sucker. i am that gay. i am so gay i sit on my chair 6 hours slapping my balls until wow comes back up after tuesday maintenance.i have an exam tommorow and im sitting here in orgrimmar. jerking off to blood elves dancing. why the fuck would i need to study human bio when wow teaches me the exact same thing? i already know people have heads. bandits drop them and i can turn them in for 50 silver. cant do that at school CAN YA. School oh dear school. the biggest consequence of my addiction to gaming. i havent done homework since i was picking books out to read to my mother. What is so appealing to us that we throw out our future for that sweet releif of our hands on our keyboards and some guy yelling "FUCK YOU NOOB I OWN U IRL" as we beat his head in mercilessly with an axe. im sure im not the only one that has failed school due to gaming. Hmm addiction to anything is bad sure games are fine but when you play them as much as me you realise what they are doing. am i going to stop? AHAHAHAHAH Fuck off im not stopping. ive gotta top up on my 100 days of wow and my 820 hours of CSS. ill put that on my fucking resume. team player. dedication. and able to sit down for long periods without pissing. fuck. sounds like my teachers.