My game life is better than my real life

mother fucker fix that tv. make yourself a sandwhich. dance to that fucking beat. all these commands i will shit to my sims character all the while pleasuring myself with a fork. Why would i rather play the sims and forget that these things need to be done in real life? i can sit for hours playing the sims cleaning up shit sleeping in my own piss and forgetting to pay my bills and cry when my couch is removed. but in real life. HA. i aint cleaning my room. what the fuck do i look like? a women? i do? well shit. then again i play sims so long people DO come in and take my couch for not paying my bills.miss that couch. another example of this faggotry is World of warcraft. i play this game 6 hours. running around my room naked beating off onto the walls when i level only to return to my seat and do the whole thing again. slowly plates will stack up on my desk and my toes turn green and drop off then my cat runs off with them. whilst this happens im doing a quest "clean the fucking dishes for the king" or some shit like that. who reads the quests anyway i sure as fuck dont. maybe if real life was a game. employers should be forced to wear yellow exlamation marks above there heads. "YOU THERE. WARRIOR. I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS LETTER TO THE PAY BOX YOUR REWARD WILL BE 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR" least then we`d have the chance to click decline then /fuckoff to our employer. ye you heard me dr fuckwank of the retardation clinic. fuck off.