Because i can

oh lordy its 1:23 am and ive started to play wow again. i can feel its cold embrace slowly going up my anal cavities. inevitably exiting my mouth then finger fucking my eye sockets. how is it they we has humans get so addicted so easily. whetheir its a game or your favrioute type of cheese. once we lose these items we smack our heads into the wall and scream SUKAGUCHIIIIII and shake our fists at the heavens. every tuesday WoW goes down for a few hours. every tuesday is normal UNTIL you play wow. once you get that pop up saying get the fuck off you fat pasty nerd we are closing down the game, you basically get up and take a shit on your keyboard. but the week before tuesdays didnt bother you. people just dislike losing things. even if you dont use it. go into your parents room and steal a pencil. they dont need the pencil. but if they see you take it. they will remove your pants and spank your ass red. we are all jews in our own way. expecially the real jews. they have beards and bomb buildings. god damn jews. actually thats probarley the muslims. but i blame the jews because they are such an easy target. that and i hate them. my elbow itched. its gone now. ive been waiting for my new internet for about 2 months now. every time dads bout to buy it a giant dick knocks on our door and gives us a huge bill then spits its juice on our faces then runs off into the night. this is at 9am. he is such a dick he makes it night again. its really annoying because i cant be a nerd with an internet that was designed for a retard sitting outside mac donalds with his MAC and cordiol spilt all over the screen. how am i meant to watch quality streams like "busty asian beautys" or "white chick gets pulverised by big black cock" these things are needed in my life. my internet is beating its head with a stick and all im doing is a myspace bulletin. FUCK YOU INTERNET. FUCK YOU IN UR ASS. oh lord he removed his pants. im kidding. internet dosent have pants. but they do have cheese and crackers!