Dickhead syndrome

Welcome to the plague of the 21st century. The dickhead syndrome. Symptoms? the ability to look like a fuckwit, usually by wearing a hat backwards or with there pants around there ankles. Also the ability to speak like a neanderthal. Ah yes. The dickhead syndrome. Only just today i was approached by a infected citizen. He was standing there wearing his gangster shit presumebly a dildo 4 inches up his ass smoking with his fat ass girlfriend. "oh no" i thought. "this man will want to suck my penis for he looks extremely gay" i slowed my steps and took a good look at his girlfriend who could only be described as. "LLOLOOLOLLO ZOO ANIMAL" she was damn fucking ugly. she was so ugly my dick shrivelled into a prune then ate itself. this big tough man presumebly 25-30 made his sickness apparent when he said the intelligent yet threatening comment of "keep walking faggot" obviously saying this to someone wearing skinnyleg jeans and a band shirt when hes already walked passed is the key way to get that fat whore to sit on his dick and probarbly break it. well excuse me mr man. your 25 wearing clothes made for african americans and your girlfriend is ugly. bad luck to you sir. bad luck. In this world there are many fuckwits. Us australians call them bogans. They wear backwards hats colorued glasses and say oi mate fuck off alot. wanna be one? drag your knuckles on the ground and prepare to club a lady over the head and drag her to your cave. that or beat your head into a wall for 4 years. or have a drug abused mother that refuses to give birth out of her vagina and would rather force you out with a egg beater and alot of butter. Excuse me bogans. You are not tough. This has been made apparent. oh look at you sir. yes abuse the 16 year old. yes kiss that fat girlfriend of yours. oh you lucky man. i wouldnt mind tappin dat. like the 50 before you. be careful mr bogan. she might have blue waffle. and judging by your lack of intelligence, youd probarly find it fucking difficult to take her to the doctor. you fuckhead.