another old rant.

Recently at school we have been doing EXAM REVISIONS. yes its that time of the year where you slap your dick and call yourself henry and practise for your exams. Majority of my teachers think the class is retarded. which may be so. i have been told very good tips by my teachers like " THERES GONNA BE FUCKING QUESTIONS" they usually yell this whilst ripping out there pubic hairs with a fork. i really cbf with exams. like. REALLY CBF. i would rather sit on a hobos meat wand than do these exams. 3 hours to write 2 essays? brb making a dick sandwhich out of bricks and crushing movement. another thing that has been riding my ass like tiger woods is bible class. yes thats right at my school we have bible class. unfourtanetly there is no big black choir wearing orange dressing gowns. instead we have an old lonely man praising jesus whilst saying halleluah. i hate school. why the shit did i go back. i feel like a downsyndrome that wears no pants and scrapes his ass on the carpet. the feeling is good but the mess afterwards is bad. ONE THING ABOUT SCHOOL IS GOOD and she knows who she is ;) other than that its a massive shit stain on my perfect carpet. also my suburb is cock and balls. we have an IGA and a chooks. theres also some shack on the road opposite me but i think the infamous pedohile richard licker lives there. he has scary eyes. i think hes a vampire. but not one that twinkles and licks gooch. one of those bad ones. like edward cullen. oh shi-