time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bannana

Have you noticed that the factor of time, Is very dependent on what your doing? It will go slow as a hooker on 50 dollar wednesday if your waiting for something EG a party. But it will go as fast as a nigger in a red car chasing a bucket of kfc and running from the police if your doing something with a fucking enjoyment factor. BAM RACIAL STEREOTYPE. This morning i was like. Okay im gonna shower. I lathered up my tiny genetalia with some soap and sung "Girls just wanna be famous" i got out after what seemed to be 5 mintues and it had been 20. So i then had 4 seconds to get dressed and i accidently shoved my fist up my ass trying to put my shorts on i nthe speed of light. WHY CANT TIME SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN. whats it trying to prove? Honestly. Im gonna find the little jew controlling time and stick my dick in his eye sockets the little fucker is ruining MA LIFE. Last 3 hours has been slow as shit. WHen i find something to do it will suddenly be next week. FUCK YOU BUDDY. obviously hes a faggot. Little fucker needs to stop being a jew with the time. Bet he slows it down when hes fucking. Has to last long. Dosent wanna dissapoint his mother.