World rape. Tasty.

Suck my cock society. mm deeper. no dont finger my butt nooooo. yet again the world is trying to stick shit in my ass. stop it i say. stop it. Im sure you all notice that you are having a great day when the world is suddently like. "Hang on a sec. This guy is having a good day. Im gonna take a shit in his mouth." Then suddenly the overcoming taste sensation of shit enters your mouth and proceeds through your digestive system. 2 weeks ive been running Halls of reflection in WoW. 2 weeks ive been waiting for the shrivelled heart. When finally. Like a big breasted unicorn my life got fucking weird. It drops. "HUZZAH!" i yell. i fist my dick. i stick a battery in my ass. I CLICK THE NEED BUTTON. and a priest that outgears jesus himself steals my heart then runs off. presumebly to suck his mothers dick. I sat there in amazment. i removed my fist from my dick and closed wow. I did not play that game for a whole 5 minutes. Which in my case. Is a very long time indeed. Also real life shit does leave a distinct taste in my mouth and gives me a sore ring hole. Relationships, Friends , Randoms and losing your favriote tasting underwear all have a huge impact on your emotional state. I guess for these days god just wants to test how tight your ass is. My best advice? Bite your arm. Cos that mother fucker goes in dry.