WITH MY STRAW?

OH FUCK. i said as i saw the iced coffee with 25% increase in volume! I SHALL BUY THIS AND ENJOY IT IMMENSELY. i handed that bitch my money. claimed my flavoured milk. RAISED IT TO THE SKY. The sun shone on it giving it a heavenly glow. i clasped my straw in my spare hand. i flung my straw into the hole that is created for such a straw. BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING HOLE. I cried in outrage. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. i paid 3 dollars and was not delivered a hole for my strawing! As i cried outloud my curry munching friend could not walk as he was laughing so hard at my misfortune. FUCK YOU. i yelled. I SHALL TAKE THIS BACK. HOW CAN I DRINK THIS FLAVOURED MILK WITHOUT A STRAW. the straw. the plastic god like structure which is the straw. fuck the fuckers that made the cardboard container to hold my fucking milk. i swear when i find the person who forgot to put a fucking straw hole ill cut a hole in his leg stick a straw in the wound then fuck it raw. what a stupid fucker. "i know. i shall increase the volume of milk BUT LEAVE NO STRAW HOLE TO DRINK FROM MWHAAHHA" he most likely said this as his husband rammed him in the ass. with a planet. "Why didnt you just open it normally then put the straw in that. or better yet just drink it without the straw" you are most likely saying with that fucking stupid hole you use to suck your mums filthy cock. Why dont i just cut my dick off while im at it. im not goign to lean my head back every time im thirsty. i will not damage my neck muscles for the system! so i chose to look like a dickhead and put my straw in this big fuck off hole. I WAS NOT IMPRESSED. i swear tomorrow if there is no straw hole. BLood will fall from the sky. Lightning will strike the ground. And straws will come out my ass.




P.S working on the video blog. waiting for my photoshop. If you sook to me about the wait. ill find you. ill kill you. and ill sell your body to africans. They are really THAT hungry