Welcome son.

"Welcome to the real world" this is what dad said as we were sitting in our wog mobile after i failed my driving test. I drove quite well but apparently my test givers husband had not munched on his balls correctly a night before and he took his mood out on me. Well mr test giver. EAT MAH POOP. EAT MAH POOP OUT THIS HERE BOWL. *places plate* im out of bowls :(. Dad insists it was the way i was dressed which made the test giver who we shall a name "Cock" hate me. well i must say my huge pulsating member which we shall name "My huge pulsating member" Was poking through my pants and im sure this would put any tiny dicked man quite a bad impression. Im sorry "cock" that "My huge pulsating member" Made you jealous but we cant all have "my huge pulsating member" now can we "Cock" ? it seems judging by appearance is the normal today and i must admit i do it quite often to. "THAT MAN IS WEARING SHORT SHORTS. WHAT A HUGE DICK SCOFFER" but you see. my judgement is usually correct. More than once i myself have been called out in public on my looks. Most of these times i am usually with a good friend of mine though. I shall name him "Curly haired fuck" "curly haired fuck" and i usually walk around with obscure clothing. LIKE TINSEL or santa hats. just to laugh at the obscure looks we get from faggots. and fat people. and fat homosexuals. appearance comes down to stereotypes now days. Lip piercings? emo. Tight shirt? Faggot. Makeup? cake face slut. Middle eastern? Terrorist. Black? Thief. LOL me and my jokes. black people ARE theives. not a stereotype.

What is the point im making about all this?
Nothing.
So fuck off off the internet you fat pimply fuck.
BAM!