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My dedication is my addiction

Well touch my prostate and call me rainbowtits i am addicted again.I can hear your cries. TO WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO MR RANTER. well my cock sucking friend, i am addicted to WoW. WoW? but that game is so gay. surely you are not gay mr ranter. well you cock sucker. i am that gay. i am so gay i sit on my chair 6 hours slapping my balls until wow comes back up after tuesday maintenance.i have an exam tommorow and im sitting here in orgrimmar. jerking off to blood elves dancing. why the fuck would i need to study human bio when wow teaches me the exact same thing? i already know people have heads. bandits drop them and i can turn them in for 50 silver. cant do that at school CAN YA. School oh dear school. the biggest consequence of my addiction to gaming. i havent done homework since i was picking books out to read to my mother. What is so appealing to us that we throw out our future for that sweet releif of our hands on our keyboards and some guy yelling "FUCK YOU NOOB I OWN U IRL" as we beat his head in mercilessly with an axe. im sure im not the only one that has failed school due to gaming. Hmm addiction to anything is bad sure games are fine but when you play them as much as me you realise what they are doing. am i going to stop? AHAHAHAHAH Fuck off im not stopping. ive gotta top up on my 100 days of wow and my 820 hours of CSS. ill put that on my fucking resume. team player. dedication. and able to sit down for long periods without pissing. fuck. sounds like my teachers.

Dickhead syndrome

Welcome to the plague of the 21st century. The dickhead syndrome. Symptoms? the ability to look like a fuckwit, usually by wearing a hat backwards or with there pants around there ankles. Also the ability to speak like a neanderthal. Ah yes. The dickhead syndrome. Only just today i was approached by a infected citizen. He was standing there wearing his gangster shit presumebly a dildo 4 inches up his ass smoking with his fat ass girlfriend. "oh no" i thought. "this man will want to suck my penis for he looks extremely gay" i slowed my steps and took a good look at his girlfriend who could only be described as. "LLOLOOLOLLO ZOO ANIMAL" she was damn fucking ugly. she was so ugly my dick shrivelled into a prune then ate itself. this big tough man presumebly 25-30 made his sickness apparent when he said the intelligent yet threatening comment of "keep walking faggot" obviously saying this to someone wearing skinnyleg jeans and a band shirt when hes already walked passed is the key way to get that fat whore to sit on his dick and probarbly break it. well excuse me mr man. your 25 wearing clothes made for african americans and your girlfriend is ugly. bad luck to you sir. bad luck. In this world there are many fuckwits. Us australians call them bogans. They wear backwards hats colorued glasses and say oi mate fuck off alot. wanna be one? drag your knuckles on the ground and prepare to club a lady over the head and drag her to your cave. that or beat your head into a wall for 4 years. or have a drug abused mother that refuses to give birth out of her vagina and would rather force you out with a egg beater and alot of butter. Excuse me bogans. You are not tough. This has been made apparent. oh look at you sir. yes abuse the 16 year old. yes kiss that fat girlfriend of yours. oh you lucky man. i wouldnt mind tappin dat. like the 50 before you. be careful mr bogan. she might have blue waffle. and judging by your lack of intelligence, youd probarly find it fucking difficult to take her to the doctor. you fuckhead.

My game life is better than my real life

mother fucker fix that tv. make yourself a sandwhich. dance to that fucking beat. all these commands i will shit to my sims character all the while pleasuring myself with a fork. Why would i rather play the sims and forget that these things need to be done in real life? i can sit for hours playing the sims cleaning up shit sleeping in my own piss and forgetting to pay my bills and cry when my couch is removed. but in real life. HA. i aint cleaning my room. what the fuck do i look like? a women? i do? well shit. then again i play sims so long people DO come in and take my couch for not paying my bills.miss that couch. another example of this faggotry is World of warcraft. i play this game 6 hours. running around my room naked beating off onto the walls when i level only to return to my seat and do the whole thing again. slowly plates will stack up on my desk and my toes turn green and drop off then my cat runs off with them. whilst this happens im doing a quest "clean the fucking dishes for the king" or some shit like that. who reads the quests anyway i sure as fuck dont. maybe if real life was a game. employers should be forced to wear yellow exlamation marks above there heads. "YOU THERE. WARRIOR. I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS LETTER TO THE PAY BOX YOUR REWARD WILL BE 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR" least then we`d have the chance to click decline then /fuckoff to our employer. ye you heard me dr fuckwank of the retardation clinic. fuck off.

my newest.

the internet. a big room full of pedos and fat men from russia. probarbly the same thing. this is what ive come to love and enjoy every day since year 6. but what is the internet ? what has it become? its become shit thats what its become. the internet is the shit under my shoe. the shit in my breakfast. the shit in my ass. pure brown nutty shit. every tom dick and fuckwank is on the internet. all beating off to how cool they are on omegle or how they have found bluewaffle. FUCK UP. WE DONT CARE. these things are as old as the shit particles on my ass. i was on omegle before you know what youtube was. 'LOL I R TROLL" fuck up. fuck wit. these people are ruining the internet. "nerds" are ridiculed for being on the internet but now the jocks are on it. where will the nerds turn to? there rape and hentai fetishes must now be pleased in real life. now you`ll be walking down the street and some fat pasty pimple riddled kid wearing a star trek suit will be wanking off to some dragon ball Z on your front lawn no less. HEY GET OFF MY FRONT LAWN you will yell. you will kick and scream you will throw rocks at him. but your attemtps will be useless. he will use your screams for motivation. your kicks for pleasure. and the rocks will be used for prostate stimulation. this is your fault earth. you have made the nerd wank on your lawn. YOUR FAULT. think about what youve done. then clean that cum off the lawn.

another old rant.

Recently at school we have been doing EXAM REVISIONS. yes its that time of the year where you slap your dick and call yourself henry and practise for your exams. Majority of my teachers think the class is retarded. which may be so. i have been told very good tips by my teachers like " THERES GONNA BE FUCKING QUESTIONS" they usually yell this whilst ripping out there pubic hairs with a fork. i really cbf with exams. like. REALLY CBF. i would rather sit on a hobos meat wand than do these exams. 3 hours to write 2 essays? brb making a dick sandwhich out of bricks and crushing movement. another thing that has been riding my ass like tiger woods is bible class. yes thats right at my school we have bible class. unfourtanetly there is no big black choir wearing orange dressing gowns. instead we have an old lonely man praising jesus whilst saying halleluah. i hate school. why the shit did i go back. i feel like a downsyndrome that wears no pants and scrapes his ass on the carpet. the feeling is good but the mess afterwards is bad. ONE THING ABOUT SCHOOL IS GOOD and she knows who she is ;) other than that its a massive shit stain on my perfect carpet. also my suburb is cock and balls. we have an IGA and a chooks. theres also some shack on the road opposite me but i think the infamous pedohile richard licker lives there. he has scary eyes. i think hes a vampire. but not one that twinkles and licks gooch. one of those bad ones. like edward cullen. oh shi-

Because i can

oh lordy its 1:23 am and ive started to play wow again. i can feel its cold embrace slowly going up my anal cavities. inevitably exiting my mouth then finger fucking my eye sockets. how is it they we has humans get so addicted so easily. whetheir its a game or your favrioute type of cheese. once we lose these items we smack our heads into the wall and scream SUKAGUCHIIIIII and shake our fists at the heavens. every tuesday WoW goes down for a few hours. every tuesday is normal UNTIL you play wow. once you get that pop up saying get the fuck off you fat pasty nerd we are closing down the game, you basically get up and take a shit on your keyboard. but the week before tuesdays didnt bother you. people just dislike losing things. even if you dont use it. go into your parents room and steal a pencil. they dont need the pencil. but if they see you take it. they will remove your pants and spank your ass red. we are all jews in our own way. expecially the real jews. they have beards and bomb buildings. god damn jews. actually thats probarley the muslims. but i blame the jews because they are such an easy target. that and i hate them. my elbow itched. its gone now. ive been waiting for my new internet for about 2 months now. every time dads bout to buy it a giant dick knocks on our door and gives us a huge bill then spits its juice on our faces then runs off into the night. this is at 9am. he is such a dick he makes it night again. its really annoying because i cant be a nerd with an internet that was designed for a retard sitting outside mac donalds with his MAC and cordiol spilt all over the screen. how am i meant to watch quality streams like "busty asian beautys" or "white chick gets pulverised by big black cock" these things are needed in my life. my internet is beating its head with a stick and all im doing is a myspace bulletin. FUCK YOU INTERNET. FUCK YOU IN UR ASS. oh lord he removed his pants. im kidding. internet dosent have pants. but they do have cheese and crackers!