Deceipt of a Liar.

You there. Giant wang oozing jizz on your shirt as you eat your toast. Put that fucking toast down fatty and read this shit. Liars. The best kind of iar. You know them. You hate them. But we always seem to give them a chance to lie again."But Late night ranter. What do you mean?" First off. Put the fucking toast down. Im sure you know someone that you know is a liar but you continoue to be social towards them. Have you ever sat and wondered why. I know i havent. I regret it though. This very night someone threw a giant dick shaped dick that was full of dicks and those dicks had lazers on them that shot dicks at my face. It hurt. And lets just say. I was fairly dicked. Dicked for weeks. I saw it coming but i did not dodge the dick shaped dick and it eventually landed directly between my eyes. Who threw the dick you ask? No one did. That person is no one anymore. Not to me and many more. No one likes a liar. White lies? sure. Lying at school? sure. Lying to a friend. GTFO. Some people are compulsive liars. I like to call these people. Cock Sniffers. They are created in a huge lab. By many scientists wearing fancy lab coats that say there positions like "Dick jizz" or "Cock mongling ass licker" These men and women with dicks slave for hours over a giant stove stirring a pot until mini people jump out. Then quickly they shove the mini people into a giant glass box that has a pulsating meat wand in it. After the sudden smell of the meatwand these mini people are forever turned into cock sniffers. Bastards.