Deceipt of a Liar.

You there. Giant wang oozing jizz on your shirt as you eat your toast. Put that fucking toast down fatty and read this shit. Liars. The best kind of iar. You know them. You hate them. But we always seem to give them a chance to lie again."But Late night ranter. What do you mean?" First off. Put the fucking toast down. Im sure you know someone that you know is a liar but you continoue to be social towards them. Have you ever sat and wondered why. I know i havent. I regret it though. This very night someone threw a giant dick shaped dick that was full of dicks and those dicks had lazers on them that shot dicks at my face. It hurt. And lets just say. I was fairly dicked. Dicked for weeks. I saw it coming but i did not dodge the dick shaped dick and it eventually landed directly between my eyes. Who threw the dick you ask? No one did. That person is no one anymore. Not to me and many more. No one likes a liar. White lies? sure. Lying at school? sure. Lying to a friend. GTFO. Some people are compulsive liars. I like to call these people. Cock Sniffers. They are created in a huge lab. By many scientists wearing fancy lab coats that say there positions like "Dick jizz" or "Cock mongling ass licker" These men and women with dicks slave for hours over a giant stove stirring a pot until mini people jump out. Then quickly they shove the mini people into a giant glass box that has a pulsating meat wand in it. After the sudden smell of the meatwand these mini people are forever turned into cock sniffers. Bastards.

Girls are smart. LOL.

Let me start off by saying. Im going to rush this because i need to shit. Yum. Have you noticed my jewish readers, that girls have the habit of hating you because there friends do? I have. and let me just say girls are quite fucking stupid. ALL OF THEM. sure they may have a high IQ and do well in school. but where is the common sense? Lurking around the bottom of a hole. a hole with bleeding mexicans. mexicans that have a chronic masturbation problem and have aids. and that pit is on FIRE. Girls no offence. But your all fucking retarded. 90% of the girls at my school hate 10% of the guys. 100% of the guys hate 90% of the girls. Now if you do the math you will get an answer that is probarbly a number. But it will be completely irrelevant to this blog. You stupid fuck leave now. To impress girls you have to jump through hoops backwards, naked and singing a yodel with your mouth closed. For them to impress a man? "PHWOAR NICE TITS MATE" or kindly explained by sideshow bob. "Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers!" Girls alkso have mood swings like its nobodys business. One minute shes greeting you with kisses next SECOND shes cutting your dick off with a rusted scalpel dating from 1943.Girls please do us guys a favour. Use that high IQ to develop a organism that works as a vagina and womb but requires no body. Then use your common sense to jump off a cliff.

time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bannana

Have you noticed that the factor of time, Is very dependent on what your doing? It will go slow as a hooker on 50 dollar wednesday if your waiting for something EG a party. But it will go as fast as a nigger in a red car chasing a bucket of kfc and running from the police if your doing something with a fucking enjoyment factor. BAM RACIAL STEREOTYPE. This morning i was like. Okay im gonna shower. I lathered up my tiny genetalia with some soap and sung "Girls just wanna be famous" i got out after what seemed to be 5 mintues and it had been 20. So i then had 4 seconds to get dressed and i accidently shoved my fist up my ass trying to put my shorts on i nthe speed of light. WHY CANT TIME SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN. whats it trying to prove? Honestly. Im gonna find the little jew controlling time and stick my dick in his eye sockets the little fucker is ruining MA LIFE. Last 3 hours has been slow as shit. WHen i find something to do it will suddenly be next week. FUCK YOU BUDDY. obviously hes a faggot. Little fucker needs to stop being a jew with the time. Bet he slows it down when hes fucking. Has to last long. Dosent wanna dissapoint his mother.

Being bad is good.

SPERM GUZZLING BITCH TITS.angry. I was playing Cod6. Yes i am that gay. When suddenly A autistic jew ran around the corner wanking off his gun and shouting "SALAMI MEAT MARKET" and killed me by using his spastic head to move the mouse. Why in this world does it seem the stupids get off better than anyone else? Have you noticed the downsyndrome metro faggots at schools get fairly decent jobs? I have. And to which i say. Your wife has been done 50 times so badluck there. It seems the education system is so flawed you can get into university even if you use your own fieces as ink and do your assignments by taping up your paper to a wall and flinging your still warm shit at it. Im sorry but. Fuck off. Im not gonna do work if i can sit at my table and wank off onto my own face and get to the exact place i want to be when im older. I always get the lecture "You wont even see your so called friends once youve left school why try to act cool for them" Im not acting cool. Im merely not doing my work because my current state of "id rather eat my balls" will not allow me to work. Mind you, where are all these people going? Are they going to go on a trip to atlantis in which case i will never see them? Are they going to go to the moon to fuck aliens? Maybe they are going to become birds and fly to neverland where they will have blood orgys with peterpan and his inbred children friends. In any case. Like fuck im not gonna see my friends. Im fucking going with them.

Stereotype ahoy.

Oh jesus fucking nugget hole bitch cock. Why does every girl have the vocabulary of a retarded jewish jew. "Like i was like my like for the like i eat like flamingo dick like like" WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Stop saying like before i choke myself on my own dick. Stop filling the stereotype of stupid as shit teenage girl. PLEASE FUUUUUCK. And you metro footballers. I swear if you got any gayer id be forced to give myself a vasectomy with a rusted spork. People say no dont stereotype. But im sorry. fuck you. Countless times at my school i have seen asians croweded around a table eating noodles and doing maths homework. Im not fucking kidding. They are the funniest guys out but my god i cant help but give them shit. Faggots playing football. Ethnics playing soccer. Girls sitting in a circle most likely giggling about makeup and shlongs. Even i fit a stereotype. Im middleeastern. Middle easteners are angry dickwads. I as you may have gussed reader. Am an angry dickwad. School is the funniest place. I walk around and its like im in a movie. Nerds there. Jocks there. "tough" kids there. bahahahahaha i laugh to myself. your all gay. ALLLLL GAYYYYY. Fuck all you guys trying to fit into the social uniform which is the stereotypes! LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. Then i go and sit with osama and make a bomb.

World rape. Tasty.

Suck my cock society. mm deeper. no dont finger my butt nooooo. yet again the world is trying to stick shit in my ass. stop it i say. stop it. Im sure you all notice that you are having a great day when the world is suddently like. "Hang on a sec. This guy is having a good day. Im gonna take a shit in his mouth." Then suddenly the overcoming taste sensation of shit enters your mouth and proceeds through your digestive system. 2 weeks ive been running Halls of reflection in WoW. 2 weeks ive been waiting for the shrivelled heart. When finally. Like a big breasted unicorn my life got fucking weird. It drops. "HUZZAH!" i yell. i fist my dick. i stick a battery in my ass. I CLICK THE NEED BUTTON. and a priest that outgears jesus himself steals my heart then runs off. presumebly to suck his mothers dick. I sat there in amazment. i removed my fist from my dick and closed wow. I did not play that game for a whole 5 minutes. Which in my case. Is a very long time indeed. Also real life shit does leave a distinct taste in my mouth and gives me a sore ring hole. Relationships, Friends , Randoms and losing your favriote tasting underwear all have a huge impact on your emotional state. I guess for these days god just wants to test how tight your ass is. My best advice? Bite your arm. Cos that mother fucker goes in dry.

Games dont kill people. Gamers do.

AH the old nutshell. GAMES MAKE OUR KIDS VIOLENT. all us gamers shout "NO THEY DONT. FUCK OFF ILL KILL YOU CUNT STOP CENSOURING MY FUCKING GAMES WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE" While that sentence makes our argument invalid it does raise questions. Take my story for instance. Me and my friend since i was still shitting my bed rarely argue. We started playing wow together in a group. EVERY NIGHT. arguments about pointless shit like you cast frostbolt instead of fire. We even had a 6 hour argument in ungoro crater after one of us aggroed a dinosaur. (It was him). Seems those old cunts have a point. Games are frustrating and make me want to put batteries in my dick. But will censouring the games fix it? Yeah nah. Oh shooting these people they have no blood and dissapear. Brb murdering thousands of people expecting them to dissapear making my crimes unnoticed. Can confirm censouring is doing nothing but making piracy and hatred towards old men with shrivelled dicks and wifes that fuck them in the ass with dildos as they are tied to a bed and a bear takes a shit on there chest even more. Fuck those guys. I honestly ripped my pubes out when Left 4 dead 2 was censoured in Australia. Why? Because the zombies were to much like humans. This made the censours remove blood. Corpses In the enviroment. made bodies dissapear. And fuck knows what else. Excuse me australia. If someone without an arm with blood and flesh in there teeth runs at you. YOU SHOULD PROBARLY FUCKING SHOOT THEM. Plus. nevermind the fact that its a FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. least be fucking consistent in your bans fuck heads. Shooting nazi heads off? thats fine they bad. Shooting elderly in gta for the lone purpose of taking there money? thats fine they bad. Shooting flesh eating zombies? WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING ANIMALS ZOMBIES HAVE RIGHTS. How about you suck my dick Australia. Make sure you blur it out though cunts.