you ask i delivered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSypz5jqjA

enjoy.

Welcome son.

"Welcome to the real world" this is what dad said as we were sitting in our wog mobile after i failed my driving test. I drove quite well but apparently my test givers husband had not munched on his balls correctly a night before and he took his mood out on me. Well mr test giver. EAT MAH POOP. EAT MAH POOP OUT THIS HERE BOWL. *places plate* im out of bowls :(. Dad insists it was the way i was dressed which made the test giver who we shall a name "Cock" hate me. well i must say my huge pulsating member which we shall name "My huge pulsating member" Was poking through my pants and im sure this would put any tiny dicked man quite a bad impression. Im sorry "cock" that "My huge pulsating member" Made you jealous but we cant all have "my huge pulsating member" now can we "Cock" ? it seems judging by appearance is the normal today and i must admit i do it quite often to. "THAT MAN IS WEARING SHORT SHORTS. WHAT A HUGE DICK SCOFFER" but you see. my judgement is usually correct. More than once i myself have been called out in public on my looks. Most of these times i am usually with a good friend of mine though. I shall name him "Curly haired fuck" "curly haired fuck" and i usually walk around with obscure clothing. LIKE TINSEL or santa hats. just to laugh at the obscure looks we get from faggots. and fat people. and fat homosexuals. appearance comes down to stereotypes now days. Lip piercings? emo. Tight shirt? Faggot. Makeup? cake face slut. Middle eastern? Terrorist. Black? Thief. LOL me and my jokes. black people ARE theives. not a stereotype.

What is the point im making about all this?
Nothing.
So fuck off off the internet you fat pimply fuck.
BAM!

WITH MY STRAW?

OH FUCK. i said as i saw the iced coffee with 25% increase in volume! I SHALL BUY THIS AND ENJOY IT IMMENSELY. i handed that bitch my money. claimed my flavoured milk. RAISED IT TO THE SKY. The sun shone on it giving it a heavenly glow. i clasped my straw in my spare hand. i flung my straw into the hole that is created for such a straw. BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING HOLE. I cried in outrage. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. i paid 3 dollars and was not delivered a hole for my strawing! As i cried outloud my curry munching friend could not walk as he was laughing so hard at my misfortune. FUCK YOU. i yelled. I SHALL TAKE THIS BACK. HOW CAN I DRINK THIS FLAVOURED MILK WITHOUT A STRAW. the straw. the plastic god like structure which is the straw. fuck the fuckers that made the cardboard container to hold my fucking milk. i swear when i find the person who forgot to put a fucking straw hole ill cut a hole in his leg stick a straw in the wound then fuck it raw. what a stupid fucker. "i know. i shall increase the volume of milk BUT LEAVE NO STRAW HOLE TO DRINK FROM MWHAAHHA" he most likely said this as his husband rammed him in the ass. with a planet. "Why didnt you just open it normally then put the straw in that. or better yet just drink it without the straw" you are most likely saying with that fucking stupid hole you use to suck your mums filthy cock. Why dont i just cut my dick off while im at it. im not goign to lean my head back every time im thirsty. i will not damage my neck muscles for the system! so i chose to look like a dickhead and put my straw in this big fuck off hole. I WAS NOT IMPRESSED. i swear tomorrow if there is no straw hole. BLood will fall from the sky. Lightning will strike the ground. And straws will come out my ass.




P.S working on the video blog. waiting for my photoshop. If you sook to me about the wait. ill find you. ill kill you. and ill sell your body to africans. They are really THAT hungry

I wished i was older. now i hate it.

yeeeee i like being in my late teens. all the freedom i get and the choices i get to make. BRB STICKING SCREW DRIVER IN MY URETHA. i fucking hate being older. its so bull shit. the responsibilities you have on your life and the others around you is about as compelling as sticking your balls into a meat shredder whilst you suck off an unwashed camel cock. knowing htat i will be starting full time work very soon kinda makes me want to thrust into a spike pit. I miss the days where my biggest choice was if i wanted to watch toystory or rugrats. I miss when i could shit my pants and have some other faggot clean it up. I miss being able to sit infront of the tv and mellow in my juices without getting weird looks. But i. like a few people. May be larger in structure. I have not matured mentally. I still laugh at dick jokes and have the maturity of a 5 year old that just walked out of dickhead academy. Fuck the authority i say. Im gonna watch toystory THEN im gonna fucking watch rugrats. And if you try stop me im now big enough to colour the walls with your anus blood after i fucking rape you. You want maturity? Find it some place else cos im not fucking contributing to that shit. You want someone that aint lazy? Well stop fucking sooking about me and find some other cunt cos all ur doing is being lazy your self. You want me to try in school or at work? How do i put this without swearing.... Fuck yourself. How about that. Go fucking fuck yourself. and after youve done that. Get naked. And grind your taint on a fucking hedgehog. You Fucking fuck.


P.S. Ive been told i should convert these to video blogs with animations and a hilarious voice. If you have my msn tell me if i should. If you dont have it. Bad fucking luck suck a dick

Technology makes life easier

Ahhhh i dont know how i would live my life without having my highly reliable PC to help me with all my troubles. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ITS THE BIGGEST PEICE OF COCK SUCKING JEW FUCK ASS BITCH WANK FUCK THAT CRAWLED FROM SATINS DICK. FUUUUUUUCK. one night you turn off your pc after heavy masturbation , doritos and WoW you sleep dream of fairies that have dicks, wake up turn on your PC and BAM. MOTHER FUCKING BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH. then you get that for about 3 months with countless other problems like constant corrupt files and programs not installing when you bite the bullet and say "fine ill fucking fix you mother fucker" You get your windows CD you load up the repair you jizz in excitement as it hits "completing installation" then it freezes. and continoeus to freeze every time you reboot it. AND YOU CANT GET TO YOUR DESKTOP BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO REPAIR. THEN YOU SPEND FIVE HORUS TRYING TO SKIP THE BOOTUP. THEN YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY RESTORE YOU PC BY TYPING IN LONG ASS NIGGERING CODES AND THEN AFTER ALL THAT. YOUR BACK TO FUCKING STEP MOTHER FUCKING CUNTING OOOOOOOOOOONE. now i have to reformat tomorrow. a full reformat. and i dont know where my driver discs are. soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit. thats enough about PCs because ill have a stroke. XBox. Dosent make your life easier but it gives you entertainment. for about ya know a week before it dies on you. why? BECAUSE MICROSOFT IS SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. nothing technological works. ever. i think we should go back to the stone age. and write drawings on walls. Me hunt pig Me eat pig Pig good. But then again. We are partially in the stone age arent we? how? Well football players are still fucking cavemen. Dumb cunts.

Im not bored im just enjoying sitting here.

OHHHHH SCHOOL HOLIDAYS you ravenous lump of skunk cunt. Why do we beg for you to come when school is on but then shred our dick wanking off with a cheese grater when your finally here. YOUR SO FUCKING BORING. 14 days 24 hours a day of whatever the fuck we want. AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO. FUUUUUUUUUCK. WoW check. Killing floor check. Wanking till my dick turns blue check. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FUCKING DO. "do your homework" says one. i reply. fuck you kill yourself. IF you refer to one of my other blog posts which is about wanting something till you have it. thats holidays. WE moan we bitch we eat our own feices until the holidays come. then when they do "fuck id rather be at school". Its like a lose lose situation. Sit there and learn and hate it. OR sit here and be bored and hate it. Hmmm the temptation to put a bullet in my head quite high. The worst bit about holidays? people. PEOPLE FUCKING EVERYWHERE. you finally manage an effort to get off your cunting ass to go into the city. you get on the train. you fight for the last seat sit down. and an old couple walk through the door. FUUUUUUUCK you yell. then the next 40 minutes is spent in some guy named Guido`s armpit. EVERY WHERE IS FUCKING PACKED. no parking. no transport. and bl if you want to go to movies because youd have better chance jumping to the moon and mating with queen ashibakala of the moon tribe. But for store owners it would be ok i guess. although one time when i was young i remember a store owner saying "fuck is it holidays i hate kids" This man owned a deli. that sold lollies. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. in short. holidays suck my balls your boring and i hope your parents die.

Deceipt of a Liar.

You there. Giant wang oozing jizz on your shirt as you eat your toast. Put that fucking toast down fatty and read this shit. Liars. The best kind of iar. You know them. You hate them. But we always seem to give them a chance to lie again."But Late night ranter. What do you mean?" First off. Put the fucking toast down. Im sure you know someone that you know is a liar but you continoue to be social towards them. Have you ever sat and wondered why. I know i havent. I regret it though. This very night someone threw a giant dick shaped dick that was full of dicks and those dicks had lazers on them that shot dicks at my face. It hurt. And lets just say. I was fairly dicked. Dicked for weeks. I saw it coming but i did not dodge the dick shaped dick and it eventually landed directly between my eyes. Who threw the dick you ask? No one did. That person is no one anymore. Not to me and many more. No one likes a liar. White lies? sure. Lying at school? sure. Lying to a friend. GTFO. Some people are compulsive liars. I like to call these people. Cock Sniffers. They are created in a huge lab. By many scientists wearing fancy lab coats that say there positions like "Dick jizz" or "Cock mongling ass licker" These men and women with dicks slave for hours over a giant stove stirring a pot until mini people jump out. Then quickly they shove the mini people into a giant glass box that has a pulsating meat wand in it. After the sudden smell of the meatwand these mini people are forever turned into cock sniffers. Bastards.